Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 480 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (180/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You found a stalker!
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)